People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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