And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
ugly people sure do ruin things
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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