That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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