Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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