Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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