i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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