I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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