it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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