Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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