Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
she told me i tasted like america
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
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