Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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