How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
