who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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