so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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