I must be too annoying 4 u.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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