he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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