seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
My bed smells like the plague
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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