he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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