she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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