The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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