my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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