Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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