When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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