Me. At least after what I've been through.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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