Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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