there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
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