You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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