i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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