Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
and you fell through a lawn chair
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