i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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