school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Are we still banned from the library?
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
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