wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
tell me about the fingering
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