You're so nebulous sometimes
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
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