He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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