Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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