Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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