Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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