i may or may not be watching the land before time
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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