That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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