When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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