So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Randomize
