I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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