Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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