How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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