She's JV to your varsity
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I see more hoeing in ur future
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