Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
there is another microwave in the elevator.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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