If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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