Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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