So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
