apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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