"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
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