my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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