my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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