if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Randomize
