I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
handjob tips. give me some.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
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