you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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